Crappy Belt Promotion

After enduring an annual 2-week torture in the bjj dojo (includes the pain of gi-burns, running the gauntlet en route to the 2nd-degree black belt, enduring the sharpshooter lock, ankle lock, getting injured by an uncontrolled armbar, getting choked out to wonderland 5 times, getting my nose dislocated countless of times and getting a throw-type gauntlet addition for my purple belt), after applying for the next belt promotion, my maestro sent me a checklist to be accomplished in Zamboanga. What it includes? hmm..here it is:

1. Perform any Hip Throw on a person 2 times heavier than you.
-I'm 109 lbs -which means I should be able to perform a Seoinage or leveraged hip throw on a 210+ lbs. dudeDanny or Nick Ariza.

2. Perform the 36 BJJ lock and hold series.
-I can do that.

3. Survive a 20-minute, 10-person, chain match.
-I did a 30-minute, 7-person, chain match before and got choked by the second to the last man, I woke up to bright lights. This one is way harder.

4. Do a cross-training to the 3rd kyu of Judo.
-I'm 2nd kyu in Judo, I need to do this again.

5. Lead a self-defense seminar.
-I plan to do this in the Music hall. So that my friends may be able to know how to defend themselves.

But in the end, there are 91 people from the 1st kyu to the 2nd dan plus 2 Maestroes. Yes2x. It means two things: 89 people will whack me in the back as I run and at the end of my run, I'll get thrown by my 2 Maestroes. I hope I survive. Tsk.