Chip Tsao's Recent Article, A Satire?! Does Melamine affect the Chinese Brain?

I'm no beginner when it comes to attacking our own bad customs and traditions, but if someone's attacking my fellowmen, I'll bury them alive in loquacious assault typical of a Filipino Blogger.

Here's his official article straight out off the hk magazine. Any idiot can discern if this piece of crap is a satire as reported in the half-baked, melamine-driven hk magazine apology.

The War At Home
March 27th, 2009

"The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That’s no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.

But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.

As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout “China, Madam/Sir” loudly whenever they hear the word “Spratly.” They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, “Long live Chairman Mao!” at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that’s going a bit too far, at least for the time being."

Satires are stuff that can be read in another way. Stuff like Animal Farm are satires. No name specified, no precise adjectives, no exact figures. It does not even look like it's attacking the Chinese Government. IT'S PURELY A TESTAMENT TO THE EGO OF THE CHINESE. We are not blind nor are we English illiterate WE CAN DISCERN SATIRES, WE CAN ALSO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN . Who's the idiot now? us Filipinos or that Melamine-induced prick named Chip Tsao or HK-magazine who nonsensically protects that idiot.

You know what, Hong Kong is not progressive because of the Chinese, but because of the British. That "Patriotic Chinese" Mongoloid (in terms of race) actually even wanted British people to rule over them as they don't want to experience the downpull of China long ago.

As for our multitudes of Domestic Assistants, they're no slaves for China, they work hard to earn HONEST money which is in sharp contrast to the plethora of BOGUS products that are, pardon the bon mot, MADE IN CHINA. Stealing intellectual property or working hard for money? which is better? Only idiots will prefer the latter. Idiots like Chip Tsao.

Now my Blog isn't a Satire.