Why waste your life?

I am always pissed by people I see on TV that have attempted to commit suicide. I mean seriously, they attempt suicide, waste their money on recovery while lots of people are starving in the extreme cold or heat, without shade or without a blanket to cover themselves. Seriously. But I also know that almost everyone, at some point of their life, wanted to, well, just die. To just end their lives. To end it all. To find peace.
Newsflash, if you want peace, if you want to go to heaven, nirvana or whatever you call your nice afterlife is, suicide is not a ticket there.

But if ever you considered intentionally dying, here's a list of stuff you can do so that at least, when you die, you'll help others in a way (instead of attempting then failing the attempt then dragging your family members on to the oblivion of debt):

1. Military Target Practice- enlist in the army as a moving target. Terrorists are humans too. You are a human. So you're the closest simulation to shooting people that are running away. So if ever you get shot, you'll find the fulfillment in dying while helping our country's guards aim better to reduce crime rates.

2. Rage dolls- Just like that dude in China, he charges people some money so they could punch his mug, his chest, groin, etc. He donates the money to the poor afterward. So you'll reduce people's stress and you'll help the poor as well.

3. Martial Arts Guinea pig- You know how Brazilian jiu-jitsu made its distinct move set based on leverage? They used Experimental subjects to knockout, subdue and all that. So, you're working for the advancement of self-defense. Which is kinda a good cause.

4. Human Test Subjects- Remember the time of the Nazis where real people were used as test subjects, or even as a means of art. So, they figured how to stitch people back-to-back (the wound of the Jewish twins got infected and pus was going out of it. eventually their parents poisoned them so they wouldn't suffer anymore). If you got teary-eyed by that story, well, it must make you think twice about dying or, you'll be inspired to be a human test subject too.

Last but definitely not the least (that's why it isn't numbered) is donating your cadaver to a hospital or something. It's easy; just make a waiver that should you die, your body (including all of its entrails) will be donated to a certain medical institution. Think about it, you'll save people on the verge of dying due to incompatibility of available organs or absence of donors. Save them the hassle by donating yourself, er, your Earthly form to them. So yes, instead of being encased in a box six feet below the ground, make yourself useful by donating everything to others (seriously, you've got your heart, your bone marrow, your kidneys and all that). That way, even if you killed yourself or put yourself into a situation where, yeah, you'll get yourself killed, you'll find fulfillment in knowing lots of people were alive through you...


(I know, it's the sickest blog. But I hope you know that my message is about living on with life and definitely not about, well, finding the best way to end it).